I hate bruising so easily. Someone can barely punch me and BAM I'll have a bruise that looks like someone took a sledge hammer to me. I haaaaaaaaaate it. Especially when someone is all "Dude! What happened?"
"*looks where they're pointing* Ah hell, I don't know"
"That looks horrible! Does it hurt? *pokes bruise*"
"*resists urge to smack them* YES! Yes it does thank you very much"
This all didn't start happening till like 3 years ago. No idea why. It needs to go away ASAP though.